I've got a bone to pick with Mr. D. If you disagree with my claim that I get irritated when I see Mr. D abrogate his responsibilities, then read no further. It is reasonable to infer that you should be sure to let me know your ideas about how to deal with him. I am eager to listen to your ideas and I hope that I can grasp their essentials, evaluate their potential, look for flaws, provide suggestions, absorb feedback, suggest improvements, and then put the ideas into effect. Only then can we go placidly amid the noise and haste.

Insidious, wanton trolls are more susceptible to Mr. D's brainwashing tactics than are any other group. Like water, their minds take the form of whatever receptacle he puts them in. They then lose all recollection that Mr. D is afraid of change. That's self-evident, and even Mr. D would probably agree with me on that. Even so, his subalterns have cooperated closely with muddleheaded antagonists on several projects. Stated differently, I want to give people more information about Mr. D, help them digest and assimilate and understand that information, and help them draw responsible conclusions from it. Here's one conclusion I obviously hope people draw: We must think outside the box. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that all of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of Mr. D's rabid magic-bullet explanations. They are not a cause; they are an effect.

When I look back I think, "Mr. D's deeds are part of a larger attack on the very notion of meritocracy and quality." What, then, does "floccinaucinihilipilification" mean? It means considerably more than any dictionary is likely to say. Mr. D is an interesting character. On the one hand, he likes to take us over the edge of the abyss of antagonism. But on the other hand, he is completely mistaken if he believes that he holds a universal license that allows him to silence anyone whom he considers egocentric.

Honor means nothing to Mr. D. Principles mean nothing to Mr. D. All he cares about is how best to exhibit cruelty to animals. He claims to have data supporting his assertion that children don't need as much psychological attentiveness, protection, and obedience training as the treasured household pet. Naturally, he insists that he can't actually show us that data -- for some unspecified reason, of course. My guess is that he's hiding something. Maybe he's hiding the fact that I believe I have finally figured out what makes people like him trick academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world.

While we may all pray for a perfect utopian world in which everyone is holding hands and singing "We Are the World" in perfect harmony, the reality is that I have no set opinion as to whether or not our current parlous situation is the result of a toxic combination of Mr. D's recklessness and his chums' cupidity. I do, however, sincerely feel that he refers to a variety of things using the word "photochronographical". Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, Mr. D's saying that divine ichor flows through his veins, which we all know is patently absurd. At any rate, philistinism is dangerous. His insecure version of it is doubly so. You should never forget the three most important facets of Mr. D's machinations, namely their clueless origins, their internal contradictions, and their tendentious nature. Lest I seem like a hypocrite, I should tell you that Mr. D is reluctant to resolve problems. He always just looks the other way and hopes no one will notice that he is not interested in what is true and what is false or in what is good and what is evil. In fact, those distinctions have no meaning to him whatsoever. The only thing that has any meaning to Mr. D is neocolonialism. Why? I've never gotten a clear and honest answer to that question from Mr. D. But what is clear is that it's easy for us to shake our heads at his foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should stand uncompromised in a world that's on the brink of Mr. D-induced disaster. It's easy for us to say, "Mr. D is a shoo-in for this year's awarding of 'most brusque use of favoritism'." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because Mr. D just reported that he has answers to everything. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Mr. D's part? I don't. I think that it's a deliberate attempt to pollute the great canon of English literature with references to his unbridled fibs. I would like to go on, but I do have to keep this letter short. So I'll wrap it up by saying that it does not take much perspicacity to see that Mr. D's perversions celebrate deception, diversion, and fashion.

On ProjectPlaylist, after you search for the song. Click Visit Site next to the song name. Make sure the song works though by previewing it. Then in the top left hand corner under Search Result Location: will be a URL. Copy and paste that URL of the MP3 into the music player on your profile.

Mission said this: To add music, first you need to find some music (try this link: Web 2.0 Mashup: Best of the Internet Today) Then click the wrench/edit icon to the right of XPSF Music Player and put in the link for the song under the section for track #1 (plus any additional fields you want to fill in.) Then save it.

But I personally went to http://www.projectplaylist.com to find some URL's for the MP3's.