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This is a discussion on Stupid Baseball Quotes within the Major League Baseball forum at Strike 3 Forums; Devote this thread to stupid baseball quotes you hear made, mainly by analysts. John Kruk ...
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04-20-2008, 08:19 PM
    Devote this thread to stupid baseball quotes you hear made, mainly by analysts.
John Kruk on Eric Gagne - "He was a great relief pitcher with the Tigers."  S3SL - Texas Rangers GM TSSL - Tampa Day DEVIL! Rays GM 2014 World Series Champs! 3-time AL Champs (2014-15, 2018) 11-time AL East Champs in 12 years (2009-11, 2013-20) TPSL v2.0 - Milwaukee Brewers GM 2-time World Series Champs! (2008, 2010) 3-time NL Champs (2008-10) 3-time NL Central Champs (2008-10) SBSL - Australia Platypi Syracuse '11 |
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04-20-2008, 08:26 PM
Insert anything Tim McCarver says
Then you have T-shirts or shirts that you received as a gift or you bought when you were drunk or in the mood to just buy something. Those are the Carl Pavano shirts. -Bill Simmons |
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04-20-2008, 08:29 PM
I've heard a lot of these just listening to the D-Backs broadcast the past few days.
"You don't find good hitting pitchers in the Yellow Pages!" - Idiot D-Backs announcer http://www.rachelscott.com 
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04-21-2008, 05:24 PM
 OR, anything Rick Sutcliffe says   ................ .................. 
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04-21-2008, 06:22 PM
"juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside"...it is one of my fav qouts though
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Re: Stupid Baseball Quotes -
04-24-2008, 12:29 AM
"I think we should be the favorite in the NL East" - Matt Holliday
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04-24-2008, 01:56 AM
John Kruk was talking about Roy Halladay and how he shouldnt be pitching complete games, especially when he's losing....and Kruk goes "halladay has had some injury problems, although last year was apendicitis which i guess doesnt affect his arm..."
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04-24-2008, 09:50 AM
"Its not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game."
Of course its about whether you win or lose! Otherwise, no manager/GM would ever get fired! Jay Bruce Watch: 3 games, 3 starts, 4-9, 2 1B, 2 2B, 4 BB, 1 HBP, 2 SB, 2 RBI It IS about whether you win or lose! |
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04-24-2008, 10:15 AM
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me. (Dave) Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres. –Jerry Coleman  The Greatest Day in Yankee History. The day the two greatest were born. S3SL Atlanta Braves GM 2016-Current 761-967 |
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04-27-2008, 09:04 PM
Joe Morgan:
"the one thing I like about Chone Figgins is he uses speed a lot" More to come from this tandem as the game goes on, I'm sure 
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04-27-2008, 10:07 PM
told ya he'd come up with another one
John Miller: "I was in St. Louis the other day, and I experienced an earthquake. I was in an earthquake in St. Louis. And after that swing by Vlad, I think I just experienced another one." I hate these two.....
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04-28-2008, 02:05 AM
Just heard Eric Young talking about Webb tonight saying he went "nibble, nibble, jab, jab" with his pitches. What the hell does that mean? He ate and hit the guy?
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