Indians @ Dodgers

[realmofotalk]

Here's a tip for all the pathetic hitting shortstops out there like Angel Berroa. If you're at the plate and there's a runner on and less than one out, for ****'s sake, just stand there and take your pitches. The best case scenario is that the pitcher finds it in his heart to drill you on the ass (you earn a hit by pitch!), and the worst case scenario is that you make just one out. You ground into a double play and I'll have Jerry Manuel "go gangster" on you.

[Porter99]

You want Richie Sexson hitting 5th everyday?